2009 Back to School Message…

I’ll never forget how ill-equipped some of the kids I went to college with were.

University of Pittsburgh Cathedral of Learning

Oh — not academically. They knew their stuff in that area. And not socially. They did fine making friends. And financially… it was like money grew on trees, for some of them.

Still, many of them were completely unprepared for what they were going to face as they went from their high schools to the university setting.

This message is designed to give students some tools to use when they are confronted by some of the less-academic (and often less-than-honorable) challenges provided by the college environment.

It’s What’s Under the Hood that Counts…

I’ve always loved cars and motorcycles. If memory serves me correctly, in 1977, Ford Motor Company introduced something they called, “The Ford Pinto Cruising Wagon.” It was a station wagon with moon windows in the back and a rainbow paint scheme. My brother had one. It had several strikes against it. It was a Ford Pinto, possibly one of the most pathetic cars ever produced by Detroit – strike one. It was a station wagon – station wagons are not exactly cool sports cars – strike two. It was gutless – strike three. On the outside, it was flashy. But it was still a Ford Pinto, under the hood. It’s as though the design team didn’t know the basic truth that it’s not what’s on the outside of the car that matters; it’s what’s under the hood.

Contrast that to a little Yamaha RD-350. I had one of them when I was sixteen years old. Anybody who was anybody had a Honda 500 Four. But I had the little Yamaha 350. It was very ordinary looking. No sissy bar. No highway pegs. It sounded like a wind-up toy when you revved it – ring-a-ding-ding. Like a chain saw with a string of sleigh-bells attached. It smoked like a coal furnace — except it was the blue smoke of the two-cycle engine. In spite of how it looked and sounded, it had a rockin’ two-stroke engine. When I sat on the bike, all 145 pounds of me, it would beat those lazy Honda 500 Fours, leaving them to breathe that blue smoke. To me, the RD-350 was a great example of how you can misjudge something if you don’t look closely – look under the hood.

In our passage today, Jesus gives three of his disciples a look under the hood. And what they learn is that he is not a Ford Pinto. Oh – and Jesus is not an RD-350. Jesus is the Son of the Most High God.

Coping with the Brutal Realities of Life…

Have you ever heard old comics do the routine where one says something like this:

When I was young, we were so poor that five of us had to sleep in one bed.

You had a bed? When I was young, we were so poor that we couldn’t afford a bed. Each of us had to sleep on the floor and cover up with newspapers.

You had newspapers? When I was young, we were so poor that no one could afford a newspaper. We had to eavesdrop on our neighbors to get the news!

You had neighbors? When I was young, we were so poor that we couldn’t afford neighbors!

If anyone could win at that little contest, it would be John the Baptist. He knew what it was to suffer.

How did he handle it? What help does the Bible give us with our own?